Welcome
to the Jungle, Part 2
- Boring
font choice is boring.
- Too
drawn out morphing call is too drawn out.
-
Jungle BOOM. Seriously? Even in a fucking martial arts season?
- It
was nice of Casey to announce his backflip.
-
“Jungle Fury, Red Ranger!” That’s an odd thing to yell after defeating someone…
- I
am just so insanely not a fan of this premiere so far. The pacing is really
weird, the writing is dodgy, and the acting is just… eh. Everything feels so
rushed and forced.
-
…Why did Camille have to transform after hearing Mantor’s plan?
- Hi
again, obviously not Theo.
- No
matter how effective they can be, I will always find nunchaku to be extremely
silly.
- Oh,
that’s why Camille had to transform. Okay, but why split the scene up like
that?
- Aw,
Fran is a super sad character.
-
Unlike the Rock-Porium, at least RJ gets a steady amount of customers so I can
buy that he can afford to hire more people.
- I
don’t think the rock explosion was necessary for the training sequence.
-
Aljin reminds me of Archie Kao, but without the charm.
-
HAHA THAT REPORTER’S MICROPHONE.
- The
Power Rangers universe has got to be the most expensive fictional world to
repair.
-
Someone tell Anna Hutchison to stop sucking on that helium.
- It
may be too early for a proper aesthetic assessment, but these fight scenes are
just fucking wonderful. They’re replacing great Gekiranger fights but doing it
in a way that works, without all the stupid slo-mo and explosions. Just
legitimate good choreography and great angles to work with. The suits are also
really nice, a unique addition to the universe, and the villain designs are
some of my favorites.
- And
then we get to another stupid fucking CGI attack sequence.
- On
one hand, I feel like the team merely needing to be in balance to use the
megazord power is good enough, and on the other hand I feel like they should
have had to work for it a bit more.
-
Also, the megazord? Goddamn gorgeous.
- Oh
no… Not this… Not Flit! Just… fucking leave Kelson Henderson out of my seasons,
seriously.
- Why
do we need a fucking megazord commentator? Seriously!? I know it was in
Gekiranger but they could have easily chosen to not use it. It’s just such a
fucking distraction and just totally takes me out of an otherwise great fight.
And megazord fights are rarely good anymore, so when you ruin one that is…
Shame on you.
- The
Savage Spin would be cooler if we saw it actually make contact with the
monster.
-
Thank you so much for shutting that little bastard up.
- Oh
look, Dai-Shi is Jarrod! They… actually kept that hidden fairly well.
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