Monday, September 8, 2014

PRJF02 - Welcome to the Jungle, Part 2

Welcome to the Jungle, Part 2



- Boring font choice is boring.



- Too drawn out morphing call is too drawn out.



- Jungle BOOM. Seriously? Even in a fucking martial arts season?



- It was nice of Casey to announce his backflip.



- “Jungle Fury, Red Ranger!” That’s an odd thing to yell after defeating someone…



- I am just so insanely not a fan of this premiere so far. The pacing is really weird, the writing is dodgy, and the acting is just… eh. Everything feels so rushed and forced.



- …Why did Camille have to transform after hearing Mantor’s plan?



- Hi again, obviously not Theo.



- No matter how effective they can be, I will always find nunchaku to be extremely silly.



- Oh, that’s why Camille had to transform. Okay, but why split the scene up like that?



- Aw, Fran is a super sad character.



- Unlike the Rock-Porium, at least RJ gets a steady amount of customers so I can buy that he can afford to hire more people.



- I don’t think the rock explosion was necessary for the training sequence.



- Aljin reminds me of Archie Kao, but without the charm.



- HAHA THAT REPORTER’S MICROPHONE.



- The Power Rangers universe has got to be the most expensive fictional world to repair.



- Someone tell Anna Hutchison to stop sucking on that helium.



- It may be too early for a proper aesthetic assessment, but these fight scenes are just fucking wonderful. They’re replacing great Gekiranger fights but doing it in a way that works, without all the stupid slo-mo and explosions. Just legitimate good choreography and great angles to work with. The suits are also really nice, a unique addition to the universe, and the villain designs are some of my favorites.



- And then we get to another stupid fucking CGI attack sequence.



- On one hand, I feel like the team merely needing to be in balance to use the megazord power is good enough, and on the other hand I feel like they should have had to work for it a bit more.



- Also, the megazord? Goddamn gorgeous.



- Oh no… Not this… Not Flit! Just… fucking leave Kelson Henderson out of my seasons, seriously.



- Why do we need a fucking megazord commentator? Seriously!? I know it was in Gekiranger but they could have easily chosen to not use it. It’s just such a fucking distraction and just totally takes me out of an otherwise great fight. And megazord fights are rarely good anymore, so when you ruin one that is… Shame on you.



- The Savage Spin would be cooler if we saw it actually make contact with the monster.



- Thank you so much for shutting that little bastard up.



- Oh look, Dai-Shi is Jarrod! They… actually kept that hidden fairly well.

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