Welcome to the Jungle, Part 1
- The Jungle Fury theme song may not be a masterpiece but damn it is catchy.
- “We’ve been sitting here since last night.” I… did you eat!?
- In some shots it’s raining and in others it’s not…
- Calm down Theo, Meteor you ain’t.
- I feel like using your spirit animal in a fight like this should be cheating.
- Damnit, we finally get a Jared in Power Rangers and they spell it the stupid way.
- That whole scene between Casey and Jarrod happened way too fast.
- It’s being implied here that Jarrod has had problems like this before… so why wait until now to expel him? Hell, why even put him in the running to protect the planet if he’s such an asshole?
- Also, had Casey not been chosen in Jarrod’s place, would he still have been the red ranger, or would he have been a black ranger?
- “They were able to seal the Dai Shi in this box that we for some fucking reason never sealed."
- So it’s the Forbidden Room and Jarrod can just walk into it? Pai Zhuq sucks at security.
- Maybe Master Mao should have put down the box before he started fighting Jarrod.
- …Mao gets thrown to the ground and suddenly he’s dead? This premiere sucks so far. It’s way too rushed and nothing is being properly explained. We’re supposed to feel sorry for these kids even though we know fucking nothing about them.
- If he was a better actor, I’d think Jarrod was played by Benedict Cumberbuns.
- …Wow, these teens are racist as fuck.
- WHY DO THE RINSHI HAVE TO HOP.
- Hi, LeeLee! Hopefully you’re less annoying this season.
- Camille just stood against that wall for ten-thousand years?
- Okay, wait… is Lily implying that she and Theo lived at a school on a mountaintop?
- I’m getting really tired of the recent trend of the red ranger joining last because of –insert reason here–.
- Wow someone please make Fran go away.
- …RJ just had three uniforms sitting around?
- Solar Morphers. Mother. Fucking. Solar. Morphers. Fuck this.
- And our first big explosion for the season is used on a goddamn walking shot.
- The morphing sequence is nice but it would be a lot better if it wasn’t so obviously NOT FUCKING THEO.
- That was actually a pretty awesome first fight scene.
- You think Casey knows he couldn’t morph because he got the morphing call wrong?
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